Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Humor in Recovery
"I used to take myself so seriously, no one else would."
- Mark Lundholm quote
Click each stickler for three "drank there, used that" audio clips:
More at MarkLundholm.com
"My first sponsor said she did not know if we had a generation gap or if I had brain damage. Although only in my twenties at the time, the destruction to my body did not leave for over a year, and the destruction to my mind and soul for many more years. I just had to hang on and stay in the middle of the pack. Anyone can do the same. You don’t need medical benefits, insurance, rich relatives or homes to hock for a 30 day check-in Hilton miracle. I know with absolute certainty that God will meet you anywhere."
- Snow P, excerpt from her 'Young Timer Rant'
You Can Read the Young Timer Rant Article Here
Letter From Your Disease
"Hello, Just in case you forgot me, I am your disease. I hate meetings, I hate higher powers, I hate anyone who has and works a program. To all who come in contact with me, I wish you suffering and I wish you death. Allow me to tell you about myself. I am the disease of addiction...."
- Author Unknown, 'Letter from your Disease'
Complete Letter From Your Disease
Keeping Pure in a Bar Joke
A fellow in a bar notices a woman come in on a fairly regular basis, always alone. After the second week, he made his move. "No, thank you," she said, politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "That must be rather difficult," the man replied. "Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."
Lots of Jokes, Jokes, Jokes Page
Original Funny Billboards, Movie Posters, Pictures
Forgiveness is for Everyone (except TV evangelists)
Dribbleglass Flash Movie of an Interview with God
More at Dribbleglass.com
Conversations with God
See the Flash Movie Here
Alcoholics Recovery Forums
A central area for recovering alcoholics from outside and inside the Alcoholics Anonymous rooms, to share ideas and keep in touch. Gain insight into drinking from the comfort of your anonymity, use this unofficial site to keep in touch and make new friends who think and live the life you do:
The Sober Village
Alcoholism & addiction recovery support forums:
Sober Teens Online
Addiction resource forum for teens:
Info and Forum on Eating Disorders and Nutrition
Sober Riders West
Promises Treatment Center
Located in Southern California, Promises offers treatment and recovery from drug addiction and alcoholism. For more information about Promises innovative treatment programs, please visit:
Addiction & Recovery Weblogs:
Sobriety Society Blog
Depression and Booze
Natural Depression Cures
Pages with MP3 Audio on Buddhism & The Twelve Steps:
Buddhism, the 12 Steps, & the 12 Traditions
One Breath at a Time 12-Step Talks
White Lotus Twelve-Step Audio Lectures
Excellent Chakra Information and Stuff:
The Chakra Superstore at ChakraCompany.com
Not Recommended for Hypochondriacs:
Mayo Clinic's Online Symptom Checker
More Mayo Clinic Online Health Tools
Are there any Health Benefits in Drinking Coffee?
Flash Neurotica, Art Museum, and Sculpture Gallery:
Interactive Flash: Modern Living Neurotica Series
More at Hoogerbrugge.com
Aunt Nettie's Depressionist Art Museum
Aunt Nettie's Sculpture Gallery
Click the Covers for the Tabloid Stories:
Substance Abuse Press Release
With Whitney Houston's drug abuse in the news, Cracked.com anticipates her press release:
"By our estimate, Whitney Houston's 'I've turned my life around' press release is approximately five months and three trips to rehab away.... we decided to do her a favor and write the release for her." Click on Whitney for the full article:
I'll Only Get High On Life and Free Cocaine
12 Step Turbo...
Click for the Video
More Drugs & Booze News:
Tap Water Full of Drugs?
Study Finds Women Who Drink
Are Much More Fun To Study